January 2012
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I’M NOT OFF THIS FUCKING TRAIN IN FIVE MINUTES I WILL KILL EVERYONE I HAVE PLACES TO GO AND PEOPLE TO DO I’VE BEEN IN THIS GODDAMN TRAIN FOR SO LONG MY ASS IS STARTING TO HURT I NEED AIR
December 2011
“I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
1 tag
Watch“What Are You Doing New Years Eve?” by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
sulfurs:
i wanna start a fight club except have it be food club and instead of beating each other up we bake nice yummy pastries and bring them in and share them with each other
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Everyone: You were so pretty with long hair. Why did you cut it?!
Me: Because fuck you.
I hate ugly hugs. When I say ugly I mean flimsy, lifeless, passionless, awkward hugs. If you’re not gonna give me a good, loving, warm hug, don’t even bother trying to hug me. Good hugs or fuck you, bro.
